Tread Perilously
An Axe To Grind: Episode 1

Justin and Erik take on the first episode of Lifetime's new "The Lizzie Borden Chronicles" in a weekly podcast about murder, bloodspray and costume porn. Week one examines the likelihood of John Heard playing a bad man and the unlikely appearance of Michael Ironside. Also: cats, hairpins and really yellow bourbon.

Direct download: lizzie01.m4a
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New Satellite Show Episode 23: Wanna Try?

An episode meant to celebrate Supergirl's noncontroversial TV costume becomes a super-sized discussion of our final Best of Yakmala 2015 entry, "TalHotBlond." Clint rants about the upcoming NIMH remake/prequel while Sarah attempts to outline a new TV series about a ghost stripper trying to find a place to live. Supergirl's costume also gets discussed. Host: Erik. Panel of Experts: Justin, Sarah, Clint.

Direct download: tss_23_wanna_try.m4a
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You hear us discuss Yakmala movies every month, but in this special Long Beach Comic Expo appearance discover the secret origin of the word, what we think it means and the Yakmala movies that have stuck with us over the 9+ years we have gathered together to find movies of questionable quality and shout "Yakmala!" Recorded live at Long Beach Comic Expo. Moderator: Erik. Panel: Louis, Justin, Clint, Dante, Rob.

Direct download: tss_x02.m4a
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New Satellite Show Episode 22: Oh Jeez

ANNOUNCEMENT: The Satellite Show will be at Long Beach Comic Expo with a presentation entitled "What is Yakmala?" at 3:30 PM on March 1st in Room SB4. Don't miss it!

EPISODE: With both our legal counsel and scientific advisory in attendance, the Satellite Show enters the murky terrain of Star Wars physics and Fifty Shades of Grey. Louis quickly opines on his appreciation of the film "Invisible Child" while Seth considers which groups are the most "milk like." Dawn and Sarah gives us a dramatic reading from Fifty Shades while the panel tries to make sense of the movie's existence. This month's Yakmala film is "Tuff Turf." A Best of Yakmala 2015 selection. Host: Erik. Panel of Experts: Justin, Louis, Seth, Clint, Dawn, Sarah.

Direct download: tss_22_oh_jeez.m4a
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As the Satellite Show retains known legal counsel, all stories this month are considered to be "alleged" truth unless otherwise indicated. The Panel discusses the possibility that NASCAR is a hot-bed of Assassin activity. The purchase of Emerald City Comic Con by Reed Pop leads to a lively debate of conventions and a special announcement. While Jon "Bones" Jones drug test gets the consideration it deserves, much of the panel gets distracted by Meghan McCain. This month's Yakmala film is an episode of "Diff'rent Strokes" known as "The Bicycle Man". Host: Erik. Panel of Experts: Justin, Dante, Clint, Rob, Dawn.

Direct download: tss_21_allegedly.m4a
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